Thursday, July 8, 2010

The Secret Life of Frosty Fries


Oh poor Ky. He and Bug have been dating for almost four years, and low and behold, Bug's heart belongs somewhere else. They have made many promises to each other over the years, but alas, Bug had to break one of them. And to top it off, her job has helped enabled her secret life and contributes to her deceitfulness. Bug is cheating on Ky with Wendy's frosty fries.

A few months ago Ky and Bug made a pact that they would steer clear of fast food. They have been working out, getting in shape, and wanted to keep a healthy diet. However, the hospital my sister works at has a Wendy's in it. Kate has always had a weakness to the frosty, and she LOVES to dip the fries in, a perfect combination of sweet and salty. Well, her hospital has distributed a special card that the employees place on their badges, and they can have as many kiddie sized frosties they want for FREE! It is like giving a crack addict free access to the best crack in town. She can't help herself, it is out of her control. the frosties call to her, and she answers, sometimes multiple times in a night. For a mere 99 cents she purchases her fries and gets her free frosty and in the privacy of the nurses lounge she dips, eats and enjoys.

I think, actually I KNOW Ky has no idea about Bug's secret life. Will Bug's secret life with frosty-fries be the end of Bug and Ky? They may need to join a support group, or get therapy for couples who have secret lives, but no, I am sure when he finds out about it he will be okay. He may even join in her little indulgence, but Bug feels too embarrassed to admit her weakness to him. To compensate she works out just a little harder, does just a few more sit ups, runs just a little further. It will be forever her dark little secret, that is until I just told everyone!

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